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Truth is... 2009

General Shenanigans, Ramblings March 30, 2009 10:37 AM 0 comments

Following on the footsteps of my "Truth is" flickr photo...I present Truth is 2009:


Truth is...
...it IS YOU, not me
...I didn't blackout, I only wish I did
...your brother IS a jack ass
...your jokes aren't funny
...I didn't forget, I just didn't care
...I did fart
...I did have sex with your wife
...She wasn't that good
...I gave you the wrong address on purpose
...we all went without you
...your breath is atrocious
...I don't think your photography is getting better
...I saw you in the mall, and hid
...we're not laughing *with* you
...no, it ISN'T nice.
...I don't like you - at all
...I saw your boyfriend kissing someone else
...You can't dance
...OR sing
...you really SHOULD stop
...I don't play QB for the Packers
...it DOES look cheap

But the BIGGEST truth is, I just don't want to deal with it.
So, I continue to live the lie.

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